What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What's the noisiest food?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are Easter chicks so artistic?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?