What do rabbits never skip before a big day?
A fresh hare trim.
Why did the frog starve?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call tiny potatoes?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a cow who plays drums in a band?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do chickens get off the freeway?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?