What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?