Where do cows go for fun on weekends?
The moo-vie night.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?