Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?