Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call an egg on top of a barn?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did one raindrop say to the other on the way down?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the hill do so well in math class?