Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the ocean text the shore?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Want to hear a long dad joke?
Why are trees so relaxed in autumn?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?