Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?