Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?