How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?