Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How is cat food sold?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which celebrity writes the neatest notes?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do teams shop for fresh uniforms?
What do you call a cow with two legs?