Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the mama goat say?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?