Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What's the noisiest food?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a pirate's favorite shade?