What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?