Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What made the turtle good at stories?
What do you call a meetup for single hikers?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
What money do cats use to go shopping?