Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call Santa when he solves mysteries?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?