What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?