Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
How do rabbits stay in shape?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How is baseball different from law?
What do you call a calm ocean at the holidays?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?