Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?