What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What food would never board a sinking ship?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a perfect day on a mountain?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do chefs tell jokes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?