What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What animal has 20/20 vision?