What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do winter months greet each other?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the cupcake say to the icing?