Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the stair machines call each other?