Why do teachers bake so many pies in September?
They get apple-solutely inspired.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why don't farmers pick skinny cows?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
What did the tree say after winter finally ended?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What food works on buildings all day?