What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?