What did the eggs say after a long breakfast shift?
We're totally scrambled.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you say to a great barista?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What does the sun drink out of?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?