What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?