Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?