What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What does the sun use in sewing class?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the cupcake say to the icing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?