What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which farm animals are famous painters?