How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
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Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?