Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What says: oom oom oom?