Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do porcupines always win the game?