What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What should a lawyer wear to win a case?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do mice book their dream vacation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you eat on July 5th?