What game do whales love at the shore?
Splash-etball.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?