Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Which president loved to take baths?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do fish do at parades?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?