Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the frog order at the drive-thru?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?