What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did autumn say to summer?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What math figure is also in the band?