Which state is the cleanest?
Washing-ton.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?