Why are mountains always worn out?
They never rest ridge.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Where does a sick boat go?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which ocean creature is best at fixing things?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?