Where do ghosts go for sunny holidays?
The Boo-hamas.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do sheep spread on crackers?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?