Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
How can you make 7 even?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do rhinos charge?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?