Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why spread peanut butter on the road?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are cars magic?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?