Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?