Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do books sleep?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?