Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is blue and not heavy?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?