Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do automobiles fly?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?