What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What was the elves' catchy business slogan?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?