Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?