What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Which celebrity do horses admire most?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?